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30 true stories · 1 city · Zero rules

Atlanta Is NOT Real.

You’ve seen the reels. You haven’t heard the WILD ones. 30 true Atlanta stories — the ones too long, too wild, or too much for a 60-second clip — with custom comic art you won’t find on any feed.

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Includes exclusive single-panel graphic art inside
Preorder price $14.97 — goes up to $19.97 at launch. Ebook + the bonus story land August 30th.
30 STORIES INSIDE
Atlanta Is NOT Real — book cover
The value

You've seen the reel.
Now read the raw uncensored stories.

On social media

The snapshot
  • Free text posts on Threads that scroll by in a second
  • 60-second clips on IG — the trailer, never the movie
  • A snapshot of the chaos, gone by tomorrow's feed
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The upgrade

In the book

The whole franchise
  • 30 fully told stories, start to finish — including everything that happened AFTER the reels ended
  • The endings I can’t post — from a city that runs on its own rules
  • Custom full-color single-panel comic art you can't find on any feed
Inside preview

Flip through the pages

Real pages, real art — exactly how every story ships. Here are two of the thirty.

Story 1The Code of the Cobbler

Preview page · 3

When I was 17 I moved to Atlanta for college and the first day my roommate and I walk to a restaurant on the corner…

We ate tacos and I’m like we in the Peach state and they got peach cobbler & ice cream so umma get some. 🤷🏽‍♂️

When the waitress brought it to the table she sat it sideways with one spoon 🥄 pointing toward him and the other 🥄 toward me like we about to share it.

Me: “😑”
Him: “😑”
At same time we say: “We ain’t no couple 🤨”
She replied: “This ATL baby you never know 😌”
I said: “Well now you know ma’am 😉”
She replied in a 🧔🏾‍♂️man’s voice: “🗣️Like I said 😒 it’s ATL bruh you Never. Really. Know!”
Us: “😳”
Story 1 comic panel — two students frozen over a shared peach cobbler as the waitress says 'Like I said... it's ATL, bruh!'

Story 2The Family Ride

Preview page · 4

I requested an Uber and it found a driver who look like he was fresh outta jail, tattoos on his neck, and face, hair not cut and photo look like a mugshot 😳 — plus he had 0 reviews and only started 8 days ago.

So I cancelled it and requested another 😅

The next was an older black lady with 100’s of 5 star reviews and look like she was a librarian in her spare time 😌 — perfect 👌🏾

I get the buzz that my ride was arriving she pulled up glanced 😒😒😒 over at me and kept rolling 🚗🚗🚗.

Me confused: “ 🤔 “

30 secs later the Uber app buzzed🫨 again.

She sent me a message:

“Why you cancel on my Grandson he just tryna get back on his feet😥? I hope your azz late for an appt🤗.”

And I was 🤦🏽‍♂️

Story 2 comic panel — a man stunned at a Peachtree St bus stop as the grandmother drives off giving a thumbs-up through her mirror.

That’s 2 of 30. The other 28 get wilder.

Inside the book...

The stories you haven’t heard

P.E. Teacher

There’s ONE place in Atlanta you should never smell good. I wore my most expensive cologne there and found out the hard way.

Prove You Deserve It

A store owner refused to sell me a shirt until I earned it. What he made me do is in the book.

The Side Building

Her boyfriend didn’t have a side chick. He had a side BUILDING.

...plus 27 more stories you can’t find on any feed.

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Proof people laughed

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Preorder bonus

The story that didn’t make the cut.

There’s one story that was too wild for the book. It’s not in the table of contents. It’s not going on the feed. It only goes to preorder inboxes on August 30th.

30 Stories
1 City
Zero Rules

Don't wait for tomorrow's reel. Binge the whole franchise.

Thirty true stories of surviving the most cinematic city in America — with custom single-panel comic art you won't find on any feed.

Preorder “Atlanta Is NOT Real” — $14.97

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